Average Joe Charles The Professor Dildo Waterproof 7.5 Inch Ivory Topco SalesAverage Joe The Professor, Charles Dong package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it’s just his ding-a-ling that’s average. True-to-life sized dong 6 insertable inches and 1.7 inches girth. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended. Line: Wildfire. Sub line: Average Joe. Category: Dongs. Sub category: Non-vibrating. Features: Phthalate Free, Waterproof. Average Joe The Professor Charles measures 7″ length, 5.5″ insertable length, Slimmest point on shaft is 1.1″ and the widest is 1.56″.