Average Joe consumers want dongs in average sizes, so Topco added six realistically sized dongs to Wildfire with the Average Joe line. Average Joe The Bartender, Miguel package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it’s just his ding-a-ling that’s average. True-to-life sized dong – 6 insertable inches. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended. Line: Wildfire. Sub line: Average Joe. Category: Dongs. Sub category: Non-vibrating. Features: Phthalate Free, Waterproof. Average Joe The Bartender Miguel Dong is a registered trademark for Topco Sales.